The Dentist Jumpoff

 First off, let me be clear and say that the dentist is one of my least favorite places to go in the world. In my list of locations to visit, The Pyramids are on the top, the dentist is on the bottom. I'm not hating on individual dentists, I think it's a noble profession that requires hours of constant study and experimentation.  Think of this simple breakdown

Candy=Greatness (a.k.a Necta of da Gods)

Dentist (hates) Greatness

So therefore the dentist is holding greatness back, which does not fly in my book.

However, this kid is taking the ride of his life, all thanks to the Dentist. So while the dentist may be leading the candy crusade, at least somewhere in the world, one child is having a great ride thanks to the man who hears this line more than anyone in the world ("yeah, I floss everyday").

The Halloween Fallout

So Halloween has come and gone, and we have 362 days till it all happens again. Here are some things I have noticed about Halloween in LA.

1. Traffic wears no costume: Rumors are swirling that the traffic downtown was gridlocked for over 2 hours. I don't understand why people are surprised about this. I mean when people think of LA they think of 1. Movies 2. Weather. 3. Traffic. It does not stop because you managed to score a great Obama costume, it's always going to be there.

2. Accessories are key- Cookies, I saw a girl dressed as a Stepford Wife (WTF?) and she had a basket full of the dankest chocolate chip cookies. I also had a good friend be a breathalyzer and give out custom readings. I was a summo wrestler and the only thing I was giving out was belly bumps. In thislalife, you gotta have that accessory, it's like having an agent if you're an actor.

3. Girls wear sexy outfits- This is not a LA thing, but a global thing, if Halloween is even global.

4. Dentist Business Booming- I hate the dentist, place smells strange, I don't like getting prodded, and I've had some bad experiences. But I gotta hand it to dentists, their job must be hard. Candy usage skyrockets during Halloween, driving consumers to the dentist. Beer drinking (a major cause of cavities) also rises. We in and they win.

So until next year, I hope you had a great Halloween weekend. See you for Judgement Day, tomorrow.