The Fast and Furious Never Gets Old

Man, I saw "The Fast and Furious" at a ghetto movie theater where only one guy was working. Seriously he was selling popcorn, hawking tickets, and starting up the film all at the same time. I didn't pay to see it, just walk in. Either way, I'm glad they got everybody back together for the new one. Will I see it? Maybe? Will it be full of crash banging eye popping Jordana Brewster is banging crazy action guns blazing showdowns? Yes, yes it will.

Elf: Think of the potential

Last year was the first time I saw "Elf." Yeah I know I was late to the holiday party, but, let me just say, if you haven't seen it yet, check it out. It's heart warming and pretty damn hilarious. It also contains pretty much the coolest snowball fight ever. Now it is possible that "Snow Day" had a snowball fight, but I would also say that it's possible that no one saw "Snow Day."

But back to the balls of snow, if this is the raw power that elves possess when it comes to snow combat, what the "H-E-Double Upside Down Candy Canes" are snowball fights at the north pole like? Rapid fire snowballs, constant ammunition, chilling (ZING!) accuracy, and never ending cheer. I'm not even going to go into the whole air support from the Reindeer thing, that alone is a whole other flick. I can see it now:

Red Nose
A Heart Warming Story of an Underdog who showed everyone the light.
Starring Paul Walker as Rudolph and Vin Diesel as Blitzen.