American Pie Rebake Coming To The Screen

Yes My Son, I Know It's Tragic

Today the Los Angeles Times reported that Universal Pictures is making a new American Pie film. At first as I like, whoah, they really are remaking everything in sight.

Universal, which made and distributed the pop-phenomenon original, is developing a new version with an eye toward resetting the property as a theatrical franchise.

The studio is in talks to bring on "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg to script a new take on the franchise, 

But when you really think about it, I'll give the remake demons American Pie, as long as they don't touch Back To The Future, ET, The Matrix, or Jaws.....oh wait, they are remaking JAWS.