April 29, 2009

So Cute It Could be Evil?

There is no way that an animal this cute is this innocent. Let me break down what's really happening here.

1. When this animal gets wet, it morphs into an evil goblin with huge ears and a wicked sense of humour.
2. This alien creature will teach a low income family the meaning of love, but not after they thwart the evil government agent's nefarious plans for the fur-ball.
3. It will grow to a giant size, so big in fact, it will make Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster look like insects.
4. It will start to speak in a strange deep voice and reveal all the secrets of "Lost"
5. It will make the most battle tested warriors smile with Glee

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